Score: 10

"i have one thing to say...."

submission: Gates vs. Jobs: The Game!

date: July 12, 2008

GO PC's!!!
:D

Score: 10

"excellent!"

submission: Bubble Fighter

date: July 10, 2008

i assumed that the game would get boring really fast, considering the music and the simplicity of the first few levels. But I was proven wrong later on when i was swamped by the blues and greens. I attempted backijng myself up into a corner where they would be least likely to shoot (greens) and found a pleasant surprise. You used the Pacman system of leaving the screen and coming out from the opposite side... I love you, man (in a non-sexual way, of course)

Score: 10

"great"

submission: StoneAge Sam

date: July 10, 2008

the last seemed to be a bit of a kill-spree, but only added to the humor of the game in it's own way. I wouldn't mind playing a sequel considering that i've already had 3 go's at this one game.

Score: 9

"don't you guys realize what this is?"

submission: Where's Mickey?

date: July 9, 2008

the people below obviously didn't bother to read the Author Comments.
the jumping animation isn't supposed to be smooth.
8-bit animation, people, it was INTENDED to be a one-hit-you're-dead system
I for one, liked it

kid-dude, said that the game should allow people to jump AFTER the leave the platform, what the hell is natural about that?

Score: 5

"not exactly the best"

submission: What All OldPeople Can Do

date: July 8, 2008

i didn't like this much, not because of it's length, but because it takes an old man 2 days to cross the living room
the only thing preventing me from giving this a "0" is the "Play The Moving Pictures"
gag on the loading screen

Score: 10

"excellent"

submission: Baman Piderman

date: July 8, 2008

i have a strong hatred for those who say "lol" because they think some is remotely funny... I on other hand "LAUGHED OUT LOUD" when i saw this
it's perfect!

Score: 10

"very good"

submission: ButtonHunt 3

date: July 8, 2008

the game was very fun even though i found myself clicking so many random things all the time just to see if they had an effect
it was worth it to beat the game and get the big collection of jokes, nothing all that racial about them, most of what was said in the jokes was basically true. I particularly liked the astronauts and the indian reservation, if anybody is wasting their time reading my review, the jokes are worth it, don't just skip through the secrets thinking that it's a crappy dedication page.
Oh, and help fight breast cancer :-)

Score: 10

"amazing"

submission: Tipping Point

date: July 3, 2008

as soon as it started i was instantly absorbed

Score: 7

"what the..."

submission: Ninja Hunter

date: June 17, 2008

in one of the later levels (i managed to go maxed out archers) the boss of the level had 5 ninjas appear at once and it said (example):
press up, down,space,left,right,downspace,down,
up (something like that)
and when I didn't finish in time I instantly died, regardless of max health.

the game is good, but if you don't get that one part just right, (on EASY) then u instantly die

Score: 9

"I'll answer this with one word..."

submission: Tale of Two Cities

date: June 5, 2008

huh?